Wayward-tan
Wayward-Tan
Tan
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Other Names
Wayward Incarnate, Satan, Artemis

Description: The aberrant, hereby referred to as “Wayward-Tan” is a pro-conservative female that likes shooting things. The aberrant is seemingly a cartoon character incarnate, and therefore unable to be killed. The aberrant wears a lot of wayward-oriented clothes.

Attempts to damage it have revealed no methods of extermination. The aberrant is armed with a pistol of unknown make and origin and a Wayward(TM) mug. The pistol itself has been observed to be able to shoot bullets which then find the nearest bigfoot and kill them, and be able to vaporize any attackers attempting to stop Wayward-tan.

This aberrant is extremely hostile, and specifically targets Society members. The rampage is currently ongoing, and the aberrant has been confirmed to have killed at least 60% of Society members. Wayward-tan regards any outfit member it meets a “dog-darn dirty bigfoot in disguise REEEEEE”.

Background: The aberrant was created due to an unknown mixture of artifacts working simultaneously. The fringe group known as the “hype beast” had stolen the artifacts then went to a DCC wayward apparel cache and did the ritual which resulted in Wayward-tan. They were then murdered by the aberrant due to blunt force from the Wayward(TM) mug.

Location and Population: There is only one known instance of the aberrant.

Hunting or Procurement Methods: We’re doomed. The hype is too strong.

Encounter Records:

A recovered tape from a victim of the aberrant.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING BIGFOOTS GET OFF MY PLANE OF EXISTENCE.

BH-1 What the fuck was that?

Wayward-tan runs 38393839292 mph towards BH-1 before smothering him to death with a Wayward(TM) tote bag. She then proceeds to kill the rest of outfit “Bug Hunters” using her pistol.

Additonal Notes: N/A

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