Ghost Butter

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Date/Time Received: July 16 2019 Date/Time Processed: {$processed}
Transcript of Report Received: Hey it's Dan from the Rapid Otters. Wife dragged me to one of the hippie-dippie health food stores. Picked up a jar of Ghost Butter thinking it was just a fancy brand of Mayo, now my house is haunted. Doors open and close at random. Furniture stacks itself at night. Shrill whispers can be heard through the walls. Got no idea how to deal with Spectres. More of a Cryptid guy myself. If any Spectre guys near Michigan can get in touch, me and the missus will be mighty grateful. Also, my poop is semi-transparent.

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